WHY MUST CHOCOLATE ALWAYS MAKE WRONG DECISION

TheMidnightFrogs Podcast
Episode 1
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Air date	04/17/2010
Length	30:45
Starring	ThornBrain Mugiwara Yoshi Madcapoperator Al Vee
Download Link	MediaFire
Episode guide
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WHY MUST CHOCOLATE ALWAYS MAKE WRONG DECISION is the first episode of TheMidnightFrogs Podcast. It aired April 17, 2010, shortly after the split from DFatman. It is hosted by ThornBrain with Yoshi, Thorn's friend Madcapoperator, and then-Momoka voice actor Al Vee. GhostTC is in it for roughly ten seconds, but he drops out due to technical difficulties where he can't hear anyone in the Skype call.

Segments

• This Week's Events:
  • Yoshi went to a wedding where an annoying cousin slipped on a tablecloth. Later when the priest finished his sermon, only one person clapped and everyone else just stared awkwardly at him.
  • Al Vee was sick all week.
  • MCO threw up in the city center that day.
• TheMidnightFrogs updates:
  • Still no lines for Momoka.
  • Still need to finish lines for the "secret project".
• TheStrawhatNO! updates:
  • Thorn reuploaded all of the Pikmin, Ocarina of Time, and Earthbound LP parts.
  • Announcing the Sonic 3D games LPs.
  • Announcing the first Retsupurae.
• Personal Projects
  • Thorn's YouTube Poop Tennis Match is on-hold.
• Lesbo Diaries - Lesbo #1, read by Yoshi.
• Yoshi's Craptastic Story
• Grammar Nazi Thorn - Thorn reads several stories by Hans von Hozel.

Trivia

• Thorn has noted the episode was very awkward, and that he must not have been ready to take up hosting just yet.
• The episodes takes its title from a quote during the Grammar Nazi Thorn segment.