Episode 10: Hail Thetan
Season 1, Episode 10
The Audio Logs of Dr

The Audio Logs of Dr. Squid - Episode 10 Hail Thetan

Air date 10/31/12
Length 15:27
Written by MrVorhias
Link YouTube
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Hail Thetan is the tenth episode of The Audio Logs of Dr. Squid. An angry mob of Scientologists surrounds the house, and Malachi learns just how many galactic religions Dr. Squid has insulted.


Everyone in the credits is listed as "Not [x]"

  • Dr. Squid - MrVorhias
  • Malachi - ThornBrain
  • Computer - Dreamer
  • Scientologist - TheSmashBro
  • L. Ron Hubbard - TheSlamPig
  • Sergeant Keroro - Mugiwara Yoshi (Credited as "Keroro not as himself")
  • Mr. Groenendyke - Josh Jensen
  • Raelian & Imperium Soldier - MrVorhias
  • Jedi Knight - Josh Jensen
  • Brotherhood of Nod Man - ThornBrain
  • Lord Calimar - TheSmashBro
  • Mystery character - [needs confirmation]

Additional Audio UsedEdit


  • Space Channel 5 (Uncredited)

Sound EffectsEdit


  • Keroro's cameo in this episode confirms that The Audio Logs and Sgt Frog Abridged are in the same universe. His appearance also led Thorn to reference G.O.D. in SFA Episode 18.
  • The episode title is a pun on "Hail Satan".
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