Screencap of the "Pretty Girl's All Mine" video
"Pretty Girl's All Mine" is a song parody by ThornBrain of Chris Isaak's "Pretty Girls Don't Cry". It was written, recorded and uploaded shortly after Sgt Frog Abridged - Episode 3. It is the first song parody to have its related YouTube video be the song's recording process, showing Thorn recording the guitar and bass.
Song Format
The parody is written from the perspective of Giroro about his infatuation with Natsumi. The lyrics are more humorous than the previous song parody, with the song referencing Giroro being constantly knocked out of Natsumi's window in SFA3, as well as Giroro seeing her buttocks in the shower. The guitars, bass and vocals are performed entirely by Thorn over a sampled drum track. Thorn's composition is primarily based off the original 1985 recording from Chris Isaak's debut Silvertone, with the guitar solo based off of the 1996 Baja Sessions acoustic re-recording.
Lyrics
Pretty girl's all mine
I know exactly who I want
Pretty girl walks by
And all my dreams she'll surely haunt
I watch her walk
I wanna call her name
I try
But my head's in her window frame
I know she don't act like it, but
She wants me, too
Pretty girl's got brass
That babe taught me a thing or two
Pretty girl's got ass
But it just won't enter my view
I watch her walk
I fall for her game
I know
A rapist would say the same
I know that she don't show it, but
She wants me, too
Pretty girl's not mine
And I don't know what I should do
I watch her walk
I wish she'd turn my way
But she
Has only cruel things to say
I know I pissed her off before, but
She wants me, too
She wants me, too
She wants me, too oh