"God is a Dishwasher" is a humorous audio clip written by Madcapoperator and performed by ThornBrain, circa December 2009. It parodies Christian fundamentalism through a strange British man describing his beliefs as surreal dishwasher and breakfast metaphors. The vocal is laid over a droning D chord arpeggio.
Thorn used the audio for his "Saw Coffee (Mensforth Hill)" remix song, and in 2014 he uploaded the original recording to his archive channel.