Birdy as he appears in Episode 1
|First Appearance||Episode 1|
Birdy speaks in a calm and cool tone, but nearly everything he says is a surreal non-sequitur (a'la Steven Wright, Mitch Hedburg and Jack Handey), and despite always being cool, his sanity is suspect. Because of this, very little is actually known about Birdy; nothing he says about his past can be taken at face value. The only known things about him are that he drives a taxi, is aware of Earth music and culture, and has a burning hatred of marine mammals.
"What's your opinion on papier mache?" - Episode 1
"Shout, remember something important: if a shower head could talk, it would probably say: 'Kssssssssssh-'"
*Later in the episode*
"'-Sssssssssh, squeak squeak. You take too fucking long to shower.' That's what my shower would say to me." *Pause* "Don't interrupt me." - Episode 2