| Birdy | |
|---|---|
 Birdy as he appears in Episode 1 | |
| Character info | |
| Title | Taxi driver |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Bird |
| Faction | The Jetters |
| Voice Actor | BigTUnit1 |
| First Appearance | Episode 1 |
| Status | Supporting character |
Birdy is a supporting character in Jetters Abridged. He has also made vocal appearances in Sgt Frog Abridged, usually in a way that ties into Jetters.
Bio
Birdy speaks in a calm and cool tone, but nearly everything he says is a surreal non-sequitur (a'la Steven Wright, Mitch Hedburg and Jack Handey), and despite always being cool, his sanity is suspect. Because of this, very little is actually known about Birdy; nothing he says about his past can be taken at face value. The only known things about him are that he drives a taxi, is aware of Earth music and culture, and has a burning hatred of marine mammals.
Birdy has his own Twitter account and Tumblr Q&A blog, the former run by ThornBrain and the latter by Travis.
Notable Quotes
"What's your opinion on papier mache?" - Episode 1
"Shout, remember something important: if a shower head could talk, it would probably say: 'Kssssssssssh-'"
*Later in the episode*
"'-Sssssssssh, squeak squeak. You take too fucking long to shower.' That's what my shower would say to me." *Pause* "Don't interrupt me." - Episode 2
*In Keroro's refrigerator* "I don't remember inviting you to my house party. But welcome." - Sgt Frog Abridged - Episode 9
